(Okay, I’ve been meaning to make this rant for a LONG time now. I’ve been partly lazy and partly busy. But, basically, this fanbase of Sonic.EXE is just COMPLETELY down the tubes. It’s so bad that when I find a good piece of Sonic.EXE fanart, I’m surprised. It’s not just the fanart though. It’s the way the fans do things. How they just do such… ridiculous things that it’s just.. it’s just no.
A few people wonder, “Why do you care so much about EXE?”. Well, that’s a simple answer. I’ve talked to the actual creator of the creepypasta story, JC-the-Hyena. I know a LOT of things that most people don’t. And for the fact of since EXE’s offical “mother”, ~srlOctober23
is like my dA mom, EXE’s kinda like a little brother
to me. An annoying pissy brother. But, it still pisses me off when people do ridiculous things to him to make him look stupid.
A lot of people hate him because, they only see him for how the fans make him to be.
Alright, time for me to shut up and start this.
1.Who EXE actually is and other things related.
- Okay. Let me makes this TOTALLY clear. Sonic.EXE is NOT and will NEVER be the real Sonic. Sonic.EXE is pure dark matter. He got into the Sonic series like any other Sonic fan and just took his form. Just with a few changes. Since, Sonic.EXE is dark matter, you CANNOT kill him. Okay? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen pictures of Sonic or some person’s Sonic FC ripping his head off like, “LOL I KILLED HIM.”. No. You can’t do that. You would probably die if you got his head off cause, his blood is literally like acid and burns your skin and flesh almost instantly, and he could probably just grow a new head anyway.
- Okay. A LOT, and by a LOT I mean 99.9% of the fanbase, thinks that EXE is a heartless killer that is just stereotypical insane like in the song iNsAnItY by Hatsune Miku. But, he’s not really. He’s KINDA like that but, that’s not ALL he is. Y’know? He’s actually a big cry baby. From what JC-the-Hyena told me, he’ll complain and whine like a baby if he doesn’t get his way. If he gets even a small little cut on his finger, he’ll start screeching for his Mommy. I seriously cannot make this up. Also, EXE is completely lovesick for Sonic. So he can turn into a extreme fanboy and squeal like a little girl about it. I mean, why else do you thing EXE took Sonic’s form? Cause he loves him more then anything. <3 So EXE isn’t just, MURDER MURDER DEATH PAIN
YOLO. He actually has a personality lol.
3. How he makes the EXE’s.
-Most people think that he makes the EXE’s from the actual Sonic characters and, at one point, I did too but, I can’t tell you how not true that is.
actuallyican. What he REALLY does is, when he captures someone who had played the game, he steals their soul and puts into the body of the EXE character. What character you end up in is dependent on who your favorite character is. If Amy’s your favorite character, you’re Amy.EXE. Get it? c: I actually like this idea better cause, to me, it’s creepier.
EXE also only makes SONIC related EXE’s. Of OFFICIAL characters. So crossover EXE’s and fan character EXE’s are a nope. Sorry. I honestly had an EXE of my FC once but, that’s just how it works. Now I’m not saying you can’t draw it just know it would never happen. |D
OHSWEETLORDHOWIVEBEENWANTEDTOSAYSOMETHINGABOUTTHISFORAWHILE. Okay, most EXE couples I’ve seen, piss me off. Why? Cause I know people are making Sonic.EXE OOC and it looks ridiculous. YES, I understand people can have fun and do that. But, there is a point when you have to draw a line somewhere. Like most retarded pairings of making a Sonic with boobs and putting it with Sonic. See what I mean? Most EXE couples I’ve seen, look as stupid as that. YES, I believe if you do it RIGHT you can put a character with EXE. But, most people do it the WRONG way.
JC-the-Hyena told me that, Sonic.EXE is bisexual but, he leans more on guys. So sorry, yaoi-haters, that’s just how it is. YES, he still like girls but, he’s not a womanizer or something.
One couple I’m trying to spread around is SonicxEXE or SonEXE to have a couple name. I honestly love it and I feel like a lot more people would if they knew about it <3.
That’s probably one of the most canon couples you could draw to be honest.
Sonally.EXE isn’t exactly canon to the official but, since Sally.EXE got SO popular, it made it’s own canon. So Sonally.EXE is a canon in the sequel.
-Okay, this is a big no-no. Sonamy.EXE would NEVER be a thing. EVER. And it’s not cause I hate Sonamy or Amy. You know me. I love Amy and Sonamy. But, Sonic.EXE absolutely cannot STAND Amy. He’s sooner rip her head off and grind her meat then be with her.
6. BE CREATIVE PLEASE.
-A lot of fan-made EXE’s I’ve seen are just unoriginal and stupid looking. It’s the same thing OVER and OVER and OVER again. Black and Red eyes, Bleeding eyes. BOOM. EXE. … Yeah no. Take some time and TRY to be creative with the character. Think about their personality as a normal character and try to twist it and show it IN the character design itself. Same goes for Fan Characters as EXE’s. Yes, they would never happen but, they’re fun to make. c:
I mean, c’mon, even in the original creepypasta, the EXE’s all had something different.
Tails.EXE: Fur color.
Knuckles.EXE: Blood dripping from dreadlocks, slight fur color change.
Robotnik.EXE: Pale, Broken glasses, Drooping mustache.
They may be small changes but, they’re still SOMETHING.
Please stop doing the same thing over and over again. It’s boring and unoriginal.
Take the time to stop and think about it.
Okay, I just wanna say, I had no intent on making people made or offending someone.
This is just my opinion based on the ACTUAL canon made by JC-the-Hyena.
And.. and all this crap on dA just, pisses me off.
It shouldn’t but, it does.
So again, if I offended you, I’m sorry, this is just my opinion and advise to HOPEFULLY fix this dumb fanbase.